World domination gets a step closer...

One of the major stumbling blocks with taking over the world is the lack of a decent unstoppable robot army. Doomsday weapons are all well and good but sometimes destroying an entire continent from orbit is a little too extreme. You need foot soldiers, unstoppable, merciless death machines. Sure we've all tried hypnosis and conditioning but at the end of the day you need a robot. At last those evil Danish geniuses at LEGO have given would-be world leaders like me to the tools with which to construct my iron fist of oppresion.

* All-new NXT Intelligent Brick with 32-bit microprocessor, more memory and FLASH
* 3 Interactive Servo motors feature built-in rotation sensors to align speed for precise control
* New sound sensor reacts to sound commands, patterns and tones
* New ultrasonic visual sensor responds to movement
* Improved touch sensor reacts to touch and release
* Improved light sensor detects different colors and light intensities
* 519 specially selected LEGO TECHNIC elements for sturdy and durable building and improved functionality and movement
* 4 input ports, 3 output ports and 7 6-wire cords
* Matrix display
* Piezo speaker
* USB 2.0 and Bluetooth support
* Easy-to-use PC and Mac compatible interface
* Intuitive, icon-based drag-and-drop program "building" environment

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Behold the face of the New World Order!


Ok, so it's not a ninja robot monkey... but given time and some fake fur I think I could be on to a winner.

6 Comments

Hmmm.. Always read the small print!

"LEGO, LEGOLAND, BELVILLE, BIONICLE, BLOCK-O-DILE, CLIKITS, DUPLO, EXO-FORCE, KNIGHTS KINGDOM, MINDSTORMS, QUATRO, ROBOTICS INVENTION SYSTEM, the DUPLO logo, the QUATRO logo, the LEGO and LEGOLAND logos are trademarks of the SKYNET Group.
© 2006 The SKYNET Group."

By Nightmare |

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Item : Lego Mindstorms NXT
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By Warchild |

Oh, I am shocked =P

By Nightmare |

Whatnever!! I'm getting a robot.

By Warchild |

why does it have an ipod for a torso.

By PmI |

Cause it can?

By Warchild |


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