Time travel and such matters

A new Dr. Pomax for you to be educated by, this time on that most wonderful of topics, time travel.

I need to find a way to get subspace communication or FTL drives or something equally stupid to work...


We need to come up with a way of encoding information in smells. If we can manage that I can broadcast the information you require using only my arse. I have an un-natural and uncany ability to fart faster than the speed of light. People gag before the photons relaying my evil grin ever reach them... I guess this would scale up to the universal scales required given enough beer and pickled eggs.

By Spooky |

Hmm, an idea worth an episode of futurama I'd say.

By PmI |

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