1999, in a dank little corner of the world, in place known to only a select few as Hampshire a group of individuals thought it would be a good idea to create a web based finger replacement so they could make a point of never updating it. It soon spiraled out of all control and turned into int13h.com. Now most of our regular reader(s) will know that we're absolutely unflinching in our proclaiming that we're not a Blog, so why the sudden change of heart?
Well we come from upon high with a warning - We saw the blogosphere coming... and we had the good enough sense to avoid it. We experimented with inconsequential posts about me strangling Mare, what music we were listening too and what our moods were, and from these misplaced steps we realised that the more drivel you produce, the more diluted the information super-canal-o-phone becomes. This means search engines fail and only a semantic web can save us.... Bollocks!
My point? Well isn't obvious? We don't update because we're here to save THE INTERNET!
By Spooky |