Adverts, they are everywhere. Its hard to go anywhere with out seeing adverts screaming out 'LOOK AT ME!', be it bright colours on a big billboard or annoying flashy pop-ups on a webpage that ruin a nice evenings surfing it is a fact that they are here to say. So what is the next step in advertising? what are they going to do? advertise on the human body? Sponsor my melon is a short tale about a man hoping to sell advertising space on his head to Intel. Mad man.. whats next eh? advertising on condoms?!