Top Ten Things That Suck #13

Top ten things that suck, randomly deduced

10 - waiting... for something to happen.. at all... -

Moo

9 - zippo lighter fluid -

Why is it always so quick to evaporate out of my lighter? I need to set fire to more than one thing a month... cheap american crap. I'd best get me a butane torch. at least THOSE work.

8 - Stuff -

You never know what it is, but after you concede this point, someone else will effortlessly point you to the exact thing you meant. that just gets me ticking... like a timebomb.

7 - Unknown people shaving their head over a bucket in your kitchen at 8 in the morning , before you had coffee. -

I'm sorry, do I know you, and why are you using MY shaving apparatus?!?! Oh, you're my roommate's brother, who's a rich banker in london.. so what part in "MY shaving machine" don't you understand? what? no I don't care whether you inhale the washerdrier, for all I care you can crazyglue farm animals to your testicles, just give that thing back. Yes now! LOOK, I HAVE AN AXE, THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.. oh, hi roomy, just meeting your relative. what crazy glue?

6 - ISO 49920 -

It's too damn difficult. I can't GET the tupperware-kettle of hot resin and the yellow goat in the same room at the same, without the chimpanzee trying to work a 1:210.000 teslacoil quick release... dammit.

5 - Getting emotional over football -

You don't play in the team, you didn't gamble major money on the outcome. Shut the hell up before I remodel your face with this here highspeed, safety-tampered nailgun.

4 - www.comics.com -

Appearently, it is too hard to put up new comics every day. that's why it alway screws up, and you see the pics from last week friday instead of a new one. I NEED THIS TO GO WITH MY COFFEE.. LIKE DONUTS, THEY SHOULD NOT BE STALE!

3 - TV: where's that remote. -

How come other people want the remote when you're watching? I say we kill them. though thte judicial system looks a bit strange at people who slay their family over a a volume dispute.. sod them.

2 - Online games: connection timed out -

I'M RUNNING ON CABLE.. jackarse. I hope your mother gets some debilitating brain anurism. or something..

1 - Coding: -

I always forget at least one.. IF YOUR COMPLITER KNOWS I FORGOT THEM, ADD THEM YOUR FRIGGIN SELF DAMMIT!!

This weeks top ten things that suck (excluding the film Hackers) are by PMI.

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