Intel guy:- 'Whats my name? Say my name bitch!'
"Tis but a flesh wound...""But you've lost your arms and you legs!""Come back here you coward, I will bite you"
Bring out the Gimp......
"But darling, I love you. Have me. Have me now on this desk. Throw me on the enter key and enjoy. I love you...""Frankly my dear, I couldn't give a damn"