Cool stunt bike bmx thingy done in Canvas

Check out CanvasRider - a funky stunt bike game made using Javascript and Canvas with the added bonus of being able to draw/build your own levels that everyone can play and set times on. It may not have any pewpew's but it's awesome anyway =P

I hate comics

Son of a bitch! The Official Left 4 Dead Comic - The Sacrifice is out and its good. Go read it while we all wait for the next expansion DLC comes out early next month.

Look at the shiny shiny!

How typical is this, as soon as you take down the xmas decorations you realise what a shit heap the place looks. Time to break out the wall paper stripper and rip all that crap down. A quick trip down to Homebase and a long weekend and what do we have here, a nice clean new website. Lets see how long the shine lasts before we let it rot this time =D

So, what is new? well for probably the first time in possibly a decade, we've actually changed the content structure of the site. Gone are the sections and news reel, now its just all content all the time. Everything is bundled into this front page listing and if its too big to fit, then just click the Read More link or the title and it will display in its full glory. The items can be sorted by tags if you want to filter down by type.

There is a sidebar to your right that contains various nonesense and can be collapsed by hitting the >>> button above it in the nav bar.

The comments system has also been given a overhaul, you can now comment on any content on the site not just news items. Let's see how long it is before the spam bots learn to out wit it and if we need to release the Cows again.

Feel free to bitch and moan about change and bugs in the comments and if it actually works and we bother to read it we might do something about it.

Enjoy!

Let the games begin!!

int13h Heavy Industries presents a munging of web technology awesomeness. Yeah that's right, we took web 1.0, web 2.0 and sprinkled a bit of json, turnip, cdc and other assorted acronyms to recreate a game from the 1979 right here in your very own browser.

Its got circles, pews, triangles and fuddymucking BEAM lazers in it. So head to PEW PEW!! right now and set a highscore before DarKOmeN comes along and obsessively ruins it for everyone!

PmI, respected internationally published author and all round money deserving man

That's right, I think it's time you simply gave me your money. As an added bonus, I'll throw in this book I wrote on Japanese grammar what be available for store buying and the whatnot.

Of course, you could, alternatively, try to buy it in Germania, Amerikania or Canuckistan, links have been made available to you.

And no, sadly the Japonic location seems to be unable to get the title... for some bizar reason.

Binding Mouse Buttons in XOrg!

Binding pew pew and blammo to your mouse buttons!

Is this thing on?

It's strange and little, you don't need to know more than that. Ok, a little [spoiler] if you must, its also ghouly. Go wrap your gums around the latest release from those horror punk fella's over at Vidal Baboon.com. Get it while its dead!

Oh Shit! Even more celebrations

This, my friends, is my ticket out of this dump and into the high life.

Oh wait, no... well it's a ticket of some sort anyway; if you're into Japanese grammar, then your worries are over - my book on the subject is so done that I've done the unthinkable and once again have put it online for you to freely obtain and do with as you please.

It's going to be online as pre-publication draft for about a month so that comments and remarks can roll in, and be worked into the thing before final publication.

Also: holy shit, it's a book!

Yet more ridiculous labeling

This one goes out to our beloved UK RA3 Captain, the always disturbing MKC*Blood.. oops I mean DarKOmeN.

It reads almost like a challenge...

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I'll get my coat.

Ten years of fail. I think that counts as epic now?

Happy Birthday to Us


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