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This presents an ideal opportunity to post -this- again (vidalbaboon.com). :D
The mighty BreadBin has spoken! He has descended from upon high and in a short (as in microscopic) interview with Develop magazine has confirmed the existence of Elite 4. In particular that some magical codey bits of it may be closed to finished.
Ok, so this is good. Although there's no mention of what any of this technology actually is, it's ok because it's ALMOST FINISHED!!
Whoa, Deja vu. However this is the most concrete statement we've seen on Elite 4 since 2001 so if it's alright with you I'm gonna go ahead and spend the next year or so in a state of perpetual excitement.
Hopefully I wont be needing this ever again
Christening our new /dev section today is our first of an ultimately poor collection of articles about Coding and such. So if you fancy trying to destroy your FreeBSD box today, head on over and read about...
Woo! Now available for your personal consumption, the 'spiritual' successor to the Tribes series, Fallen Empire: Legions! Grab the open beta and give it a whirl.
please don't be anything like Tribes 3, please.... =(
okay so it's just by the same guy. Weeble and Bob haven't been funny for years, but this game is definitely frustrating, so it's probably good.
Yeah thats right bitches, another Doom game is on the way. Shockingly titled Doom 4 and its going to be made by id and its called Doom and it'll be on their new Tech 5 engine and everything.
Shacknews has the scoop.
Oh and, DOOM 4!!
So long and thanks for all the hits!
We need to start a bar that sells these...
This is a manly version of a Jaegerbomb that is acceptable for males to drink out in the wild. They probably just won't like it.
* 1 ½ oz. Jaegermeister
* One pickled egg (common in most bars)
* One highball glass
... and has a bucket by every table. The Worst Shots Ever Created!
Yup its that time of the month again where we find a funky online webbased game thingy to waste our days clicking the 'level up' button with. This time its not an unpronounceable space game, its a game where you play a wrestler and do those things that wrestlers do...
Play dress up and get chased around a big ring by a fat man in a leotard... Quick go and sign up before we get bored of it.
The latest release of the awesome known as FreeBSD has finally been released. Version 7.0-RELEASE has been a long time in the making but it's been worth it.
Check out some of the new features - What's new in FreeBSD 7.0, What is (was) cooking for FreeBSD 7.0 and read up on the offical Announcement while you download the ISOs [i386] [amd64] [sparc64].
After you have done all that, feel free to spam comment sections, forums and mailing lists about trivial matters such as it coming on 3 CDs instead of a DVD or that it you have to 'read' the installer instead of blindly clicking on [Next >] boxes. Enjoy!
So whats coming out this year to look forward to being bitterly disappointed with?
Aliens : Colonial Marines - "The squad-based shooter will support four-player cooperative play, and is set to hit stores within the year."
Portal 2 - "Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position, or you will miss the party."
Quake Live - Free Quake 3? does it get any better than this?
Left 4 Dead - Co-op Zombie Love-in.
Half Life : Episode 3 - Do we really need to explain this one?
Fallen Empires - 'Spiritual Sequel' to Tribes.
Duke Nukem Forever - Apparently.
Rage - Maybe this year, doubt it though.
Rainbow Six : Vegas 2 - They couldn't make it much worse could they?
Space Seige - Dungeon Siege in space? get the beers in!
Flatout Ultimate Carnage - Flatout 2.5 \o/
Spore - Create weird freaky creatures and conquer the universe with them.
Far Cry 2 - PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON!
Elite IV - Coming out this year ofcourse... =P
That should keep us going for a while, in the mean time it's back to Team Fortress 2.
Yup, something remotely Quake/id Software related has been put up on the interwebz, so here is the obligatory int13h news post. Its a Free (ad-supported) Quake 3 Engine based game that they are going to release soon for the masses, and if you want to have a better than zero chance of playing it early, go and throw your email address here...
Al Gore may have invented t3h int4rw3bz or whatever, but we've done much worse. We invented blogging. I know this is a bold claim but like the all best crackpot statements we can't prove it, and you'll be hard pressed to deny it.
1999, in a dank little corner of the world, in place known to only a select few as Hampshire a group of individuals thought it would be a good idea to create a web based finger replacement so they could make a point of never updating it. It soon spiraled out of all control and turned into int13h.com. Now most of our regular reader(s) will know that we're absolutely unflinching in our proclaiming that we're not a Blog, so why the sudden change of heart?
Well we come from upon high with a warning - We saw the blogosphere coming... and we had the good enough sense to avoid it. We experimented with inconsequential posts about me strangling Mare, what music we were listening too and what our moods were, and from these misplaced steps we realised that the more drivel you produce, the more diluted the information super-canal-o-phone becomes. This means search engines fail and only a semantic web can save us.... Bollocks!
My point? Well isn't obvious? We don't update because we're here to save THE INTERNET!
Who'd of thunk it, they have actually got Team Fortress 2 finished. Even in its Beta form it's pretty damn spanking, so you obviously need to go and buy it. Do so on Steam.
Then go and stalk us on the int13h Steam Community site thingy!
Yeah yeah yeah, shock and surprise as Nightmare posts on the int13h site about an id software game coming out. It's in my job description to do such things and dammit I feel like I have a deep down responsibility to all of us to at least post a link to the demo and use a fancy <strong> tag on the release date to emphasize the importance of the date that I will soon disappear in to a Quaking euphoria..
And get the demo here obviously
Unless you avoid the open source community like the plague you can't have helped but to notice the current retardfest that is the GPL vs BSDL battle-royal. As per usual Theo De Raadt has unleashed some vitriol tinged with fact, and as usual the GPL/Linux zealots are banging on about inconsequential and irrelevent points.
The key facts are :-
1) Only the original author can remove or change the licensing.
2) All rights remain in control of the copyright author unless SPECIFICALLY given up.
The key rants are :-
Completely irrelevent. If you use BSDL licensed code you have to keep the license intact.
By now most people who know me or who have visited this site over the years will know how I feel about Linux, zealots and the GPL... so it comes as no surprise that I'm on the BSD side of the fence but this time I think 'they' have excelled themselves.
If you've got a few hours to waste and want to confirm your belief that humanity is doomed check out a few of these links and enjoy the comment sections.
What do you get if you write, play and record a song in less than 10 minutes? A fried slice of punk-flavoured awesome is what. Get your fight on! Check out all the latest Vidal Baboon monkeying (see what I did there?) about at our new home...
Finally, you the unsuspecting masses, can revel in the all out rock-ness that is Vidal Baboon's first (and possibly only) video masterpiece. Zombies In Love! It's a classic tale of the undead, romance, eating people and the final decent of mankind... what's not to like?
Remember the Incredible Machine...
BluePrint
And a video of ones other people done.
int13h Heavy Industries are proud to annouce their latest release.
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#httpd& is a shell script based webserver that uses netcat as transport. It servers no purpose. It's not in any way useful. So what are you waiting for? Grab it now. Impress your friends, threaten your enemies, WIN FABULOUS PRIZES!
This is one of the most fun free games i have played in ages!
Managed level 30 on my first try, going back in for a bash now :-)
Oh and btw FLASH warning!!! tis worth it though!
Out now is The Bumper b3ta Book of Sick Jokes, I just got mine today and it is even worse that I thought!
Grab a copy now or visit the website that they have now setup for future books Sickipedia.org and help further this very worthy cause.
A new Dr. Pomax for you to be educated by, this time on that most wonderful of topics, time travel.
I need to find a way to get subspace communication or FTL drives or something equally stupid to work...
It makes you wonder how the hell stoners come up with these ideas... or where they find the motivation to stop eating lion bars and cheese strings. Only in Poland (Yeah, right!)
And the award for most random name for a game goes to Jeff Min... oh, well this is an upset to say the least... Taenaria Derivia Zallus Kitara! A free spacey, shooter, trader, explorer, upgrader game that is browser based.
There is an int13h alliance if you so wish to help us conquer the universe.